My (Wierd) Wife & The Taco
My wife has, or maybe I should say had, an obession with the 'delicate defrost' button on the microwave. She would spend innumerable hours defrosting meats (and even ice cream) completly so, when completly defrosted, she could put them in a 400 degree oven. Tonight all that changed.
So tonight my wife decided to make me some tacos. I was craving them and she wanted to help me fulfill my craving so she hopped in the kitchen and started cooking. I began hearing some wierd noises which I usually do not associate with the taco-making process so I walked in the kitchen. Anna was cooking the ground beef but it was floating in boiling water. I asked what she was doing and she said: "It is obvious! I am boiling the meat because it was frozen, silly." Me? Silly? Why of course!!! She is right. How silly of me not to boil frozen meat before I fry it up.
At this point, only after 6.45 months of marriage, I am really beginning to question my wife's sanity. I asked her why she was boiling the ground beef and not completely 'delicately defrosting' it like all the other meats which were delicately defrosted before being hurled into a 400 degree infero. She replied, "My mom does it this way."
Maybe I am the wierd one. But I do not understand this whole boil the meat thing.
So tonight my wife decided to make me some tacos. I was craving them and she wanted to help me fulfill my craving so she hopped in the kitchen and started cooking. I began hearing some wierd noises which I usually do not associate with the taco-making process so I walked in the kitchen. Anna was cooking the ground beef but it was floating in boiling water. I asked what she was doing and she said: "It is obvious! I am boiling the meat because it was frozen, silly." Me? Silly? Why of course!!! She is right. How silly of me not to boil frozen meat before I fry it up.
At this point, only after 6.45 months of marriage, I am really beginning to question my wife's sanity. I asked her why she was boiling the ground beef and not completely 'delicately defrosting' it like all the other meats which were delicately defrosted before being hurled into a 400 degree infero. She replied, "My mom does it this way."
Maybe I am the wierd one. But I do not understand this whole boil the meat thing.
posted by brianfurg at 6:09 PM
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I, as, Brian's wife, would like to go on record as saying that this incident did not go down the way he says it did. He tends to exaggerate!
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