Why?

Why is it on days like today, I work for 7 hours and do only an hours worth of work but on days when I do 8 hours worth of work I do not get paid 56 hours of pay?

It is not that I do not like to work, I do. Really. It is just that I like money more and it would be good to have more money so we can take care of the upcoming baby situation. If my boss is happy paying me 7 hours of pay for 1 hour of work, why not make this a regular pay rate. After a month or so, I would be able to buy Massachuttes...oh...wait...Kerry lives there. I take it back. I could buy NEW JERSEY!!! Oh wait...there is that crazy governor who was paying his ex-lover to be the security what-not. I could buy Minnesota after two months!!! Oh yeah...Jesse Ventura. Is there not a state in the union who does not have a weirdo in the governmental system?

Well, gues I would work for three months and buy Cuba off of Castro. He is getting old and is probably looking for a nice retirement...I could provide him with that if only my boss would agree to my new pay scale.

You know, I would not even mind working for an hour, getting paid for seven and then coming home and having the rest of the day off. You know, I had 8 jobs like that it would be the same as my first plan...