Almost a Felon

So Anna and I were at Lowe's tonight. Had to pick up some sand paper, paint, 27 drawer handles...you know, the basics. It is obvious that one's hands are not big enough to hold 27 drawer handles. You might be thinking "put them in a basket, idiot!". We did not have one because it was a last minute thought. So I figured I would put them in the pockets of my jacket cause they were empty. When my hand was almost in my pocket I realized what I was doing and thought "I am an idiot." So I said to Anna, "Snag that box from over there." So we put our handles in this box we grabbed, paid for the handles and walked out of the store with this box. I am just glad that we did not break the law by taking something that did not belong to us.