Thursday, May 25, 2006

Dang...Wrong AGAIN!!!



You ever heard the expression, "everything I needed to know, I learned in Kindergarten?" Yeah...Well, they lied.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?


Oliver North:
National Security was at stake.

Jean-Paul Sartre:
In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.

Albert Einstein:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Buddha:
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Ronald Reagan:
I forget.

The Sphinx:
You tell me.

Mark Twain:
The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

Joseph Stalin:
I don't care. Catch it. Crack its eggs to make my omelet.


And think, I thought it was to get to the other side. I went to a lame Kindergarten.

posted by brianfurg at 1:55 PM

2 Comments:

Blogger OutOfTheSilent said...

hmmm...

So there is a chicken and a road
some kind of crossing...
Is this a cross dressing thing?
Mabye you more about that stuff then me...


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8:04 PM  
Blogger melissamae said...

i think the chicken crossed the road because their was a really cute rooster on the other side.

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